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sauteed

Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.

Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."

by Capeeetan Crunch March 5, 2009

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sauteed

to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute

man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....

by mr happy February 26, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


sauteed

insulted
dreived form the french cooks of king henry VIII who had the sevents bow to the food to be sauteed was to have your cooking ability queshtioned a pore cook could be beheaded.

oh man you just got sauteed!!!!

by skrue you dude January 19, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sautee

To sit in the heat for a long period of time with the disability to do anything that involves energy.

Liam, "Yo man, it's so hot outside today!"
Austin, "Ya i know, I think I may just sautee outside for a bit, I'm so tired from the sick night lastnight guyy"

by Brittany and Caitlin October 10, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sautee

a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.

look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

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Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sauteed Ghost

Somebody that has the potential to be a complete bro or a total fool ass. They can either be: a fried homeboy, better known as "sauteed" or an asshole that haunts you- a "ghost".

Yo Jim is such a Sauteed Ghost, he's always lending me money.

Yeah, but he fucked me in the ass the other day for not paying him.

by Ghostlybois November 14, 2016

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