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masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)
gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."
gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."
gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"
gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.
Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.
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A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."