scab tits

noun: A syndrome wherein a girl, or in extreme cases a boy, systematically scars his or her boobal region because of poor self esteem, a need for attention, boredom, eroticism, stupidity, or any other reason. There is no known cure for scab tits, only a lot of heartache.

1) "You know Jeremy, my first marriage ended in scab tits...for the both of us."

2) As an art student, Roseanna felt a lot of pressure from peers and professors to develop scab tits.

3) Being mistaken for someone who actually had scab tits, Susie cried, ran home, and promptly contracted scab tits.

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