scale dick

When a womans vaginal secretions dry on a man's dick, giving it a flakey, scaley appearance

Man, stay away from her, she will give you a bad case of {scale dick!)

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Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.

Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*

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The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."