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Scanic Attack

n.
: The sudden onset of fear, terror, and impending doom when you finally hear a good song while scanning stations on your car radio, which results in you clumsily thrusting your fat finger toward the scan button before the station is lost forever.

I finally found a station not playing Katy Perry, and had a total scanic attack and plowed into the back of a tractor trailer.

by DookieDookie October 26, 2010