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Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.
Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.
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When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.
The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
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A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
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To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.
I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!
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1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!"
2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
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The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.
"You guys fuck or what, bro?"
"Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there."
"Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?'
"I told her I was gay and left."
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