Sh-long_dong
A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!
Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
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A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
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*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
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The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood
cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!
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Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"