schlumph

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".

"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."