- adj.
high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
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yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end
eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters
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to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.
Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!
If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.
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If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems
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