schnitzlered

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

Luke-Schnitzler

Someone who loves dunking over Carlos Boozer.

"Oh man, did you see that guy dunk over Carlos Boozer?"
"Yeah, that's a total Luke-Schnitzler right there."

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