Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!
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Means that it takes your fancy, most commonly used to refer to someone you fancy, but can be used broadly.
'OOH, that Alex could schnizzle my nizzle!'
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