school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

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School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

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School Laptop

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.

Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop

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