School Diet

What happens a few weeks into school for a lot of girls.

Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.

Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.

Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!

Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!

Art School Diet

habitual diet of hipsters and art school students; ONLY consuming coffee and cigarettes .

Fuck the freshman 15, I'm on the art school diet

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