The condition of a hand having a million doodles, lines, and words on it, a result of writing and drawing on it during school.
*On a bus ride home*
"Dude, what happened to your hand?"
"I dunno, Marissa has been doodling on it all day."
"I guess you have after school hand."
A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.
"High five!"
"Nah, I got school hands."