schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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