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a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).
A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*
Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)
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Schweizer is german for "a person from sweden" It is often misspelled Schweitzer
person 1: What is she?
person 2: She's a Schweizer.
person 1: a what?
person 2: You know, a person from sweden.
person 1: oh so she's sweddish?
person 2:yes
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The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
Nick is spoiled, selfish, douche, who can't keep his dick in his pants. He sends dick pics to every girl who wants them. Even if the girl is fake.
Hey have you seen {Nick} around?
No, why would you wanna see him?
Idk, he just looks hot!
Well he's a stupid ass and he's a f*ckboy.
Oh, well thanks for telling me.
Nick Schweizer: a stupid person, who is a douche.
Nick Schweizer is a stupid person, even though his dick is 8" and has abs of steel, he can't get a girl because everyone knows that he is fake and a jerk and fingers every girl who throws themselves at him, which I don't get because he ain't even attractive in the face.
Nick Schweizer: a douche, f*ckboy, idiot, jerk.
Nick Schweizer can't keep his dick in his pants.
He can be fooled so many times!