Scooch Nugget

1. A dingleberry, or similar nugget of poo dislodged from a dog's ass while scooching across the floor.

2. A person who has the value of a piece of dog shit left in the carpet.

1. Damnit, Fluffy left a scooch nugget on our brand new rug!

2. that dude just cut me in line! what a scooch nugget!