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Scorch Muffins

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

by scorch muffins May 10, 2011

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Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 20, 2009

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Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 2, 2008

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scorch muffin

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

scorch muffin that bitch

by bustynutsack1234 July 6, 2009

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Scorch muffins

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.


"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 12, 2008

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Scorched Muffin

Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.

"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."

by Stratosphere March 16, 2010

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Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011