scp-_____-j

its a rock that makes you procrastinate
its probably memetic or something

ill finish this up later -dr. vang

how did scp-_____-j become one of the top rated scps?

i dont know

SCP 420-J

SCP 420-J is pretty much weed but from SCP.

"Hey, man, what if we gave some of this (censored/SCP 420-J) to that freaky statue thing?"

Scp 006-J

Keter scary as shit bugs

Bob: yo have you heard of scp 006-J
Jim: HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAA

SCP-999-J

An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.

You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999

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Scp 420-J

Some hella great weed that is commonly thought to be kept on site 19. there are rumors that Scp 420-J isn't even anomalous in the slightest, but this meer hogwash seemed to fade out after the death of a particular DR.REDACTED

D-6037: damn, this is some really good weed, where did you find this shit?
D-4297: its Scp 420-J man, found some in sector C, standard item locker 52

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SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.