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The act of sneezing and farting at the same time
“Did you see Sarah screenshot in class yesterday?”
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The main reason you are a charged sex-offender.
"The screenshot fucked up my life."
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Pressing on the clit or the penile frenulum while simultaneously pressing on the g-spot or prostate.
I was on edge for so long while they were fingering me, but the minute they screenshotted me I came SO HARD!
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The approximate average length of a mobile conversation transcript on various apps like Facebook Messenger, iMessage, WhatsApp, etc that can be captured within a single screenshot on a 4.5' to 6' smartphone
I like that we can go from political commentary to toilet humor puns in a single screenshot.
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The act of grabbing a girls left cheek, and right fit at the same time
My girl was expecting a hug, but had a pleasant surprise when I gave her a screenshot
- (noun, verb): Similar to the action of a male ejaculating upon his partner's face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing glasses during the act.
- (noun): "Dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new glasses. She decided she wanted a "study break" from her exams and I totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!"
- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"
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incriminating evidence of one's stupidity.
Guy: I was born the same day as my birthday.
Other Guy: Now that's what I call a Screenshot.
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