Scrolled Down

To keep up with news or gossip regarding friends and family; as in scrolling down a social website page to view news/posts.

You: Have you heard about Mindy?

Me: Yeah, I scrolled down.

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scroll down

Attractive only from the neck up.

When she pulled up to the gas pump I thought she beautiful, but when she got ou of the car I realized she was a scroll down.

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scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

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otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck