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Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.
Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)
Example2:
My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
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A jock strap.
My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.
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The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.
A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
An erect penis; A boner
Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.
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Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.
I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.
I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.
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To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."
The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!