A state of extreme hangover. One takes on the appearance, motility, and attitude of an aquatic bottom dweller. One who is actively a sea creature will remain hidden in dark crevices avoiding others for extended periods of time, only emerging to acquire necessary sustenance, often consisting of Gatorade and McDonald's.
There is no way I can make it to brunch, as I am currently a sea creature.
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The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.
DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature
OH F**K RUN!!!
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