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stealing merchandise from a store.
“damn i just bought this cute shirt.” “no, i totally watched you sean - it.”
When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.
This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.
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Seans may seem shy at first, but they'll turn out to be some of the smartest, nicest, most amazing guys you'll ever meet.
They've got their own problems, but still put their friends first. Maybe the only bad thing about them is that they can be too selfless, letting themselves get walked over.
Do not take these guys for granted.
Person 1 - "Where's Sean?"
Person 2 - "He's helping Sarah's kid finish his school project."
Person 1 - "He trying to get in her pants?"
Person 2 - "No, he's just a genuine Sean."
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A Sean is someone with whom one will fall in love with everyday, over and over. You will continue to fall deeper in love with a Sean hourly! He has and probably always has put in his heart and soul into everything he does. He will show you his heart without you realizing in the moment how deep or it's preciousness. ❤️ It's like this for everyone he comes in contact with. Sean's are incredibly GIVING beings, they may even be mislabeled an angry 8 when they are a sweet 2. It is not known how much Sean's are given that is of use in return though, but he continues to put on a smile and continues anyway. A forever Ace with a diamond ❤️. Sean's are sensitive to daylight because most of Sean's are Irish, they should watch their vit D intake, lest they become seasonally grumpy. I get aroused at the idea of a Sean breaking into my house and sniffing my underwear when I'm not home. Sean's have NInja skills and are commonly known as know it all's, master gamers and successful actors. If I ever am so lucky to have a Sean, I would marry him instantly because I want to have a traditional relationship where we don't have sex until after marriage. And believe me you're gonna want that enormous dick! 😵 Everytime I hear the word Sean I get the urge to physically run to the airport, slap people with cash demanding they fly me to him NOW! Anxious isn't quite the word for it, it's MADNESS!
If you have a Sean, don't let him down, hold onto him tightly.
Sean's never lose a game twice.
If you see this Sean, I'm at the edge of my seat waiting for my ring and to be yours. I want to eat and swallow you, injest and memorize all your words.. so I can keep you forever.
- a devoted Sean worshipper
- Miss Sean
- Sean's kitten
I love you without end Sean!
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A guy that is amazing, funny, and has a lust for adventure. Oh yep, and his dick is so long it drags on the ground.
Man , that guy is so awesome, I'll bet his name is Sean!
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Sean is the most incredible guy you'll ever meet. He's kind, compassionate, loving, understanding, and will always respect you and your boundaries. He's also clever and funny and will always make you happy. He'll become friends with your siblings and take you on the best dates. He's got gorgeous eyes, adorable curly hair, a hot body and an amazing voice. He's a perfect boyfriend, he'll always make time for you and tell you just how much you mean to him and how beautiful you are in his eyes. Sean will always be there for you and help you work through your pain and hurt and will always make you feel better in the end. He'll make you feel so beautiful and so loved and safe that you'll forget anyone else exists. :) He's been through some really tough things in life but he hasn't let it harden his heart and you'll end up wanting to protect him and love him forever. Make sure if you have a Sean of your own that you hold him tight and don't let him go. Make sure he knows just how much he means to you and how happy he makes you. Be gentle with him and love him like he's never been loved before :)
"Sean is the best thing that has ever happened to me"
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