Side Bitch Season

Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens

Yo it’s side bitch season.

seasonal bitch

the one that gets used only when it’s convenient for the other person or when they need something

“he just wants me to do stuff for him when he wants something”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”