A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.
geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back
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Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted
John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John
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