Seat Save

The phrase "seat save" is a phrase used by one who wishes to leave an occupied seat with the intention of returning to said seat. The rules of using the phrase are as follows-

1.) you must call "seat save" within 3 feet of the seat.

2.) you just designate the seat

3.) you cannot leave a saved seat for longer than 5 minutes

If these rules are not used, the seat is unsafe and may be taken.

Ted: Yo, I gotta get a drink.. Seat save!

Joe: better be back in 5 or it's mine son.

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seat belt save

When you are driving and eating and a condiment I.E. mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce falls from whatever you are eating and lands on the seat belt as opposed to your shirt. Thus resulting in a still clean shirt and not ruining your day.

" I was on my way to an interview an I was eating a burger and totally had a seat belt save so I luckily didn't have a stain on my shirt."

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dude save seat

said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect

DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel

GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!

OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k

GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat