An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.
My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.
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An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.
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someone who is frequently fucked in uncomfortable and awkward places i.e. the backseat of a car
Tyler's mom is a back seat bitch, in fact last night i fucked her in the back of my geo metro. I had a charlie horse all week!
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One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus
Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
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The person in a group who isn't a leader, on the contrary, because this person is a bitch, all this person does is take orders and defer responsibility to the actual leader. For this reason, this person never has to deal with anything that resembles a "high pressure" situation which- at least in their minds- is good because a high pressure situation would cause this person to crack and undoubtedly fail.
"'Did you guy's hear about LeBron James goin' to Miami to play with Dwayne Wade?'
'Yeah I saw that SI cover where LeBron is standing behind Wade. LeBron is such a back seat bitch.'"
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When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.
Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.