Seaweed Bitch

1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.

2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.

Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."

Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."

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Seaweed Bitch

A girl who is so nasty she has algae on her nuva ring.

Dude my tinder date was a total seaweed bitch