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When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too
Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit
Ejaculation into a condom.
Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night.
Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit.
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to take a dump with the door locked.
there was a republican in the mall restroom with me and i was scared...
i ran into the stall and locked it behind me to make a security deposit.
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To leave 'collatoral' or cash when someone give you drugs/goods on credit.
"Leave a security deposit if yo' are gunna have to take my money to go 'get on'."
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