Seem seem

Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker.

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Was-seem

a noun or a verb which is meant to insult your friends, it can have many meaning depending on the content

what the was-seem was that?
shut the was-seem up

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seeming

Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.

She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes.

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the seem

The manufacturing outskirts of a town. The name comes from "the seem" in pants that hold all the fabric together.

My dad is an engineer that works in the seem, so he has to drive far from our home.

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seem

A word for sexual bodily fluids, used when using the word 'semen' would be inappropriate, or if you're just lazy.

"I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards. It's disgusting."

"I would have sex, but there's

"I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards."

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It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

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seems legit

Appropriate response to a Nigerian sending you millions of dollars.

your friend says, "If I send only $5,000 to Nigeria, he said he'll send me back millions..." you say, "seems legit"

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