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self blumpkin

you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

by king blumpkin January 26, 2008

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Self Serve Blumpkin

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

by Baller26 May 18, 2008


Self Induced Blumpkin

To suck one's own penis while defecating.

I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.

by Dick driller January 9, 2009

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