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Self defence

A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......

John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence

by superiorbreed August 21, 2019

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Pre-Self Defence

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.

Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes

by James Frost January 31, 2011

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national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national β€˜r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* β€˜get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021


Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation

"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"

by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020


self defencer

hunk buiskitmuch did nothing wrong

hunk is not a murderer they are a self defencer.

by hunk buiskuitmunch March 30, 2023


Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016