Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

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self-fellatio

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.

Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.

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