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The term originates from the game that became popular in 2020, "Among Us". When used outside of the game the term has been further extended to mean when someone says or does something that reveals something bad or sinister about themselves unintentionally. The political twitch streamer Hasanabi uses it frequently.
Matt Gaetz: The New York Times is running a story that I traveled with a 17 year old woman. This is verifiably false.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
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To kill someone in the game among us, and report the body that you killed.
Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?
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The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.
Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
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An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.
Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.
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A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.
The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.
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When someone’s suggested videos self report on you what type of videos they’ve been previously watching.
This Anti Vax video was on your For You page? Algorithm self report my dude.
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Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.
Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.
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