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When a person farts in the shower, and the steam from the shower holds the fart in, thereby surrounding you with your own fart. Dutch oven meets steam shower.
"I gave myself a self cleaning oven in the shower today. I disgust myself."
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when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves
that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.
when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.
"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."
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When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.
I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.
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