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To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.
This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs
Rhys: "Hey, look at that kid"
Dan: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
Jason: "God damn it" -facepalm-
To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.
This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs
R: "Hey, look at that kid"
D: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
J: "God damn it" -facepalm-
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The field of psychology attempts to define it with circular definitions. The truth is, we don't really know how to define self... not objectively at least.
In a few words, self is consciousness. Consciousness escapes objective description (poor example: your experience of the colour red, is it the same as mine?). If a definition requires an objective description, then self is un-definable.
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The act of selfsucking, autofellatio
Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?
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Selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. To make your own way.
Man Joey totally selfed that situation.
Jon didn't need anyone he selfed it he's a total boss.
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To Will Self, i.e.
a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.
b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"
A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong!
B - What?
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