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When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a βselfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.
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Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time
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/ΛsΙlfi stΙͺk/ (noun)
β’ An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.
β’ An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
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A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
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A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you
I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces
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used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.
No mom its a selfie stick so they cant see my pimples
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Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.
Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.