semen addict

.see ChadKroeger.

someone who craves the male seed. will cheat, lie and steal to get it.
may morph into Jesus or a wet lion to trick men into ejaculating on his face or into his anal cavity (which has been used to excess and now resembles an abyss more than a cavity).
may also be used to describe bands known only as Nickelback.

Chad Kroeger "excuse me sir, might i trouble to ask you for a drop of your semen on my nipples?"
Keith Richards "god damn Kroeger you fucking gay Canadian you really are a semen addict aren't you??"

39👍 53👎