September 1st

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.

"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."

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September 1st

September 1st

The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.

Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)

(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL

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September 1st

National post your Bestfriends day. Give your bestfriend some appreciation.

Betty : It’s September 1st. I need to post a picture of us on Snapchat and Instagram!

Lucas : Let’s take a picture than.

September 1st

Confess you love to your crush and ask for their sweatshirt even if they reject you

You: hey I like you
Crush:sorry I just wanna be friends
You: Well I still want my sweatshirt it’s September 1st

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September 1st

national grab ass day

on september 1st it’s national grab ass day.

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September 1st

National Danielle Cohn dance day.

A day where everyone must stop everything they are doing and do the “you can twerk while in the splits” dance at precisely 4:00pm

Hey Isn’t it September 1st.

YO BODY ROCK AND YO BOOTY POPPIN IM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH💁🏿 ♀️💃🏿🗣

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September 1st

Send a booty pic day

U have to send a booty pic to him/her.

Girl 1 - Send him/her a booty pic they’ve probably had a bad day.
Girl 2- why?
Girl 1- because it’s September 1st (national send a booty pic day)

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