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Just kiss your crush and get over with it. Or tell them you like them. September 23.
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people born on September 23 are usually the coolest, funniest, hottest, smartest, best friend a person could ever have
"wow, that September 23, is great. I wish I could be like her"
"I know right she's the best."
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national eat a chocolate banana day
girl: brings chocolate to bed
boy: wyd?
girl: it’s eat a chocolate banana day
boy: oh ok ;))))
girl: I love September 23
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The day where beautiful people are born
“Wow today is her birthday September 23! No wonder she’s so beautiful”
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National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
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The hottest most amazing girl was born and yes she is single if you know anyone born on September 23 keep them forever
Person1: that girl is so hot
Person 2: yeah she must be born on September 23
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Eat ass
Smoke grass
and Sleep over class day!
Damn it's september 23rd. I gotta smoke some weed, eat ass and sleep over class today!
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