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it’s national clench your ass day. if you were born today you are apart of the slow but sexy society or sbss.
person1: yo i forgot the day today
person2: i think it thursday...
person3: no it’s september 29th -_- y’all slow.
person1&2: but sexy (:!
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National hug your crush day! Hug your crush or girlfriend
"Hey it's National hug your crush day, can I have a hug? It's September 29th"
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Today is Ask our your closest friend day
And if you’ve ever had feelings for them or a little you must admit it
Me: Did you ask out your closest friend today?
Someone: No why?!
Me: It’s September 29th!
National "I love you" day. Do you love someone? Anyone? Romantically or platonically? Well, today is a reminder to tell them how much they mean to you.
G1: "I love you!"
G2: "that was so random. But I love you too!"
G1: "well, it's September 29th."
Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog
Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!
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The day where all people on this day get attention
Person1:hey it’s September 29th you know it’s time
Person2:awww fudge
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If you were born on September 29th, you are a straight PLAYER. Hot af and all the girls are on you. And you usually have a big dick! OOP!
Omg you were born on September 29th!?!
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND
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