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What’s tomorrows date?
-September 30th, the day a legend was born
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September 30th is national slap booty day. By the end of the day who ever has the most slapped wins boys/girls.
On September 30th just go around slapping try to hit 10 asses slapped
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It’s National Couple Day!!! If you are single find your self an S.O. and if you already are dating someone just celebrate it!!!
Girl: Hey look it’s September 30th
Boy: Will you go out with me
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September 30th is the day that you meet the love of your life it’s just a fact it’s also a national eat your girl out day she deserves it after all the national suck a dick days there are
Damn it’s September 30th already how the fuck did that happen
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Start of a 43 hour relationship
Man! Today's September 30th, guess I gotta go start a 43 hour relationship!
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September 30th is WAGON DAY as decreed by King Eret
"Hey it's September 30th!"
"I love Wagon Day!"
National Ask for someone's number or @ day!
Hey, it's September 30th. So can I have your number or an @?
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