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everyone who has this birthday is an absolute mad lad, freddie mercury was born then :)
hey happy birthday freddie its your birthday hell yeah its happy birthday birthday day your day of birth september 5th today is the day
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😊:Aye all the girls look so naturally today what's up
☺️:its September 5th bro
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National boyfriends say yes to everything day.
A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs
gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?
gf: ya look here
gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course
gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course
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September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.
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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'
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Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week
She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋
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Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th
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National throw some ass on Joseph day
Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!
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