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The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
Sesame Street is a classic
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While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
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While dressed up as Elmo, you shit and piss in a girl's mouth and vagina and engage in mutual masturbation with her boyfriend before slicing his dick off. Then, you take some of the boy's blood and pour it in the girl's vagina. You must then make your way to the nearest preschool, carrying the severed dick and the naked girl with you. While you're at it, you must ask the youngest child vaguely sexual questions and, when everyone least expects it, you hijack the teacher's computer to play snuff films, strip the girl naked, rub the severed penis in everyone's faces, and violently rape everyone in sight. Make sure you have the whole thing on tape.
After doing the Sesame Street with a girl and some kids, I got out of the preschool and made a run for it, knowing damn well the cops would be onto me.
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A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.
I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.
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the best MOTHERFUCKING kids tv show that first aired in the mid 70sto today and will air TOMORROW.
i first what that show when i was like 2 years old now im 21I still tend to watch sesame street not caused im tweaked, cause theres nothing bettet on tv in the morning other than a bunch of stupid talk-shows or soap operas.
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THE MOST BOMB ASS BOSS ASS GANGSTA NIGGA TV SHOW EVER! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOU GET A GET OUT OF VIRGIN FREE CARD! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 5 INCHES! IF YOU DONT WATCH THIS SHOW YOU ARE A VIRGIN FOR LIFE! FUCK!
*Sesame Street is on the tv*
Elmo: sup my gangsta nigga
Grover: what you say fool?
Elmo: *shoots grover*
Grover: noooo why did you shoot me elmo you gangsta ass nigga
Elmo: I had to dawg... I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
Grover: NOOOOOOO
Elmo: hahahhaha
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15 year old mother: I'll just set little Timmy in front of Sesame Street then we can hit the mall!
15 year old skank: Okey dokey!
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