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session sex

When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex

Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

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Sex Session

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.

Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.

by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009

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