severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

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Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

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