typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide
person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.
other person: no he died from a heart attack.
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suicide but sewerslide.
I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this
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people use this as a code word for su!c!de so they don't get banned, mostly seen on tiktok.
"hey what acc happened to him?'
"sewerslide"
"omg can you give them my condolences for me?"
"ofc"
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The act of sneezing into a vagina
"hey babe! I'm sorry for giving you the old sewerslide last night," said dan to louise.
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Her:sry I donβt like you
My mind:imma go Kermit sewerslide
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Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window
one peaceful day on Roblox
Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide
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Also see unalive.
Sewerslide is a PG version of suicide, typically used to "keep videos monetized". Psst. It does nothing.
Youtuber: "The 8 year old died by sewerslide."
Viewer: "Sewerslide? Really?"
Youtuber: "After biting the dust, xeir feminine parent unalived faerself."
Viewer: "Shut uupppp-"