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its like sex but better with more features and better graphics
Bro did you hear about sex 2's release dates im so hype for anal 2
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A massive project the CIA, Mossad, CSIS, KGB, Sicherheitsdienst, and God have been working on since 1955. It’s release is unknown, and it is said by military officials that it is not even done a quarter of the way. The project to reinvent sex (or Project Spermwell) is highly confidential, and sharing it’s current information can get you exterminated.
Finally, we are almost finished planning and testing of our very first prototype of sex 2, it is still in pre-alpha stages so it might have problems
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One of the best movie sequels of all time
Guy #1: Yo, did you watch Sex 2?
Guy#2: Yeah bro, I can't wait for Sex 3.
Sex 2 is the second installment in the sex series and was released as a result of the overwhelming popularity of sex 1. It was met with warm reception from fans but critics say it didn't reach its goal of being available to a wider audience.
Rumors had been circulating about sex 2's release for months, and people were lined up around the block when it finally came out.
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bro have thou heard sex 2 hath released, its scientific name is ULTRAKILL
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The best-selling sequel to How to Sex 1, written by TommyInnit.
Guy 1: Have you read TommyInnit's newest novel How to Sex 2?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: I recommend reading it, but if you don't, just remember page 12.
Guy 2: What's it say on page 12?
Guy 1: "SEX WITH BADBOYHALO, DO NOT DO IT."
Guy2: Ew WTF, I'd never do that!
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Written by tommyinnit:
Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
Page 2
Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
Page 3
Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
Page 4
Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
Page 5
Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
Page 6
Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
Page 7
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
Page 8
girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
Page 9
chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
Page 12
Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
chat: please read how to sex 2
streamer: no chat it is too offensive
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