A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
Ask Fin heβs a real sex badger
What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.
Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.
That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
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